The Bald Spot
West Coast Bound
TV: And here we are once again at the sixteenth annual New Year Rockin Eve coming to you live from the…
Harry (Voice over): What so bad about this? You got Dick Clark, that’s tradition. You got Mallomars, the greatest cookies of all time. And you’re about to give the Knicks their first championship since nineteen seventy three.
(Harry misses the basket.)
(Harry is now walking the empty New Years street.) Harry (Voice over): This is much better, fresh air, I have the streets all to myself. Who needs to be at a big, crowded party pretending to have a good time? Plus this is the perfect time to catch up on my window shopping. This is good.
